By ramherr - 14/07/2015 00:30 - Sweden - Oxie

Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 363
You deserved it 2 359

ramherr tells us more.

ramherr 11

Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.

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Top comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side

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chrisann1023 21

Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.

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Comments

GhostFox 33

Hey, nothing wrong with being frugal about your clothes and hair. Plus you weren't mugged, assaulted, raper and/or murdered, so there's that.

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ariasmake1 9

Are you really complaining about not being robbed?!! Okay op, next time I hope you get mugged, maybe as a souvenir they can stab you!

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chinaski7628 32

It's a hilarious story on a website made for hilarious stories of failure Lighten up.

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Mustardtiger811 12

Who cares what they think. Now you don't have to worry about being robed by them

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Levant7552 9

Yea, I dont think this happened.

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sharond23 10

so you're complaining that you didn't get mugged????? really??

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lucasj23 11

so let me get this straight. you're complaining they didnt want to rob you. really?

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randybryant799 20

So you are literally complaining that no one wanted to rob you? Are you kidding me?

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