By ramherr - 14/07/2015 00:30 - Sweden - Oxie

Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 363
You deserved it 2 359

ramherr tells us more.

Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.

Top comments

Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side

Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.

Comments

I hope you called the cops and prevented them from doing that to someone else

"Looks like somebody........IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING" -spongebob

Well, i really want to look poor after i walk out of casinos with a lot of cash.

Britt125 16

I'd rather look poor (regardless of whether or not I am) than get robbed. But maybe I'm just weird that way.

Hey at least you didn't get robbed lol

Mcstud1y 30

It could have been WAY worse

anthony_Calderon 15

I could be wrong but isn't that a good thing?