Dude I've spent my whole life trying to look "not worth mugging". You should be opening a dojo for the art of looking bummy.

how is this even an FML? you're actually sad you didn't get robbed?? Odd.

I swear I thought that said "not worth the boner," until I re-read it. Though on that note it's probably good that wasn't the case...last thing you need is to be insulted further. Sorry to hear about that, but at least you're okay and didn't get jumped!

What, you wanted to get robbed?

Why would you think this is a FML..? I would be happy not get rob lol everyone else agrees with that

Why people get stabbed..

I'd say you were damn lucky!

Atleast your lucky then would so much prefer to hear that when I walk down the street

Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.

At least you weren't robbed?? Did you call the cops??