By ramherr - 14/07/2015 00:30 - Sweden - Oxie

Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 363
You deserved it 2 359

ramherr tells us more.

ramherr 11

Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.

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Top comments

THEDUDE1553566 24

Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side

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chrisann1023 21

Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.

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Comments

ellismai 2

Today, I put myself in danger for no reason at all, but I didn't get robbed. FML.

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worldclassrager 39

I don't see a problem with that...I would love to hear that

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1stones 8

Better look too broke to be robbed than to be robbed and than look too broke to be robbed

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jforren 14

I'd rather have someone make comments about me than get robbed. Sort out your priorities OP.

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HighasaCloud 46

Would you rather have been robbed to say "at least I look affluent?"

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hayahh1012 11

stfu and be happy you wernt rob ! like you.make it seem like you wanted to, like what type of person wants to be rob pssst smfh

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Hethyr 7

You're unhappy because you weren't robbed? Your life sucks because your outlook sucks.

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chinita1214 8

Well Now you know the trick to not get robbed congrats!!

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strike2867 13

That's actually my policy. I'm pretty well off at my age, about to buy a second house, but I dress like I have barely any clothing and everything is worn to shreds. Keeps people from asking me for money.

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