Intimacy: Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting...

By MATTY2512 - 13/07/2016 18:13 - Canada - Marshall

Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of her lungs in the shower. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:42

Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

MDoremis 38

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:46

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

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Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:42

Well, you heard her. Stop pinching her nipple right now.

MDoremis 38

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:46

To be fair, that can get annoying and painful after a while. Particularly if it's at random and unwanted.

kl0x 8

Thursday 14 July 2016 8:48

That sounds like that wasn't the first time.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:03

Plot twist: Mother was alone in the shower.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 14 July 2016 12:47

Alternate plot twist: it was an earwig.

HieronymusBoche 13

Thursday 14 July 2016 12:52

double plot twist : mother wasn't alone in the shower...

delichick 27

Thursday 14 July 2016 13:20

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:04

Triple plot twist; it wasn't OP's mother at all.

freddygasman 18

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:30

quad plot twist: it was another woman in the shower with op's mom

thatoneguy255 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 21:26

M. Night Shyamalan twist. The mother was actually deceased and OP doesn't even own a shower.

PePziNL 20

Friday 15 July 2016 2:11

Michael Bay twist: the shower exploded.

brenton490 19

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:15

Wow this also sounds like a scene straight out of a porno. People and their homemade porno these days.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 14 July 2016 12:55

What the hell kind of **** do you watch?

dontknow1 19

Thursday 14 July 2016 14:51

You should stop watching ****, it's affecting your perception.

Theguyinthedark 11

Thursday 14 July 2016 9:51

Who was the pincher?

trucker2 33

Thursday 14 July 2016 14:58

So yell back, Do you need a band-Aid

cornyrob 33

Thursday 14 July 2016 15:26

At least she didn't yell, "Pinch my nipple! hard!"

DrChrisOfWumbo 12

Thursday 14 July 2016 16:03

And then you turned around and walked out right?

niftyismybitch 21

Thursday 14 July 2016 16:32

Gotta have a safe word...or sentence.

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