By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
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maz95 17

Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

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challan 19

Give your dog a bone man! Wait... Your dog just gave you one.

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ndnpride88 25

One word " hillarious"

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buddy51 23

Five words: don't be a grammar nazi!!!

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DocBastard 38

Congratulations! You just took the Freudian slip to a whole new level.

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bReLiNg 18

Memories! Make a conversation out of it.

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allard 14

"Yeah, remember that time my dog ****** me in the park? Ahh, good times, good memories".

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wholikesbacon 9

I agree with #50, I'm not sure that would be nice conversation.

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upallnight11 19

I'm sorry, but this is so funny! I wish I was able to see it with my own eyes.

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perdix 29

He needed to make his move before your crush did. Typical male thinking.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Your dog was just making sure your crush knew who the REAL boss was at home. I mean shit, he even has you taking him on walks! You obviously have no idea who is really running things in your household.

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eaglerob 20

I've heard of guys using dogs to pick up girls, but not using a girl to pick up a dog. First date home run :)

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amifaiyaz 12

at least one of them is interested in you.

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perdix 29

#24, men are dogs, once they see another dog is interested in you, they suddenly become interested in you, even if they ignored you in the past.

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