Miscellaneous: Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and...

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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maz95 17

Friday 15 March 2013 16:01

Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

electrorange 13

Friday 15 March 2013 15:58

Maybe a preview of things to come!

Comments

phooboy 10

Friday 15 March 2013 16:44

Your dog took a whiff of your raging pheromones. It's only natural.

karlcolt45 19

Friday 15 March 2013 16:46

“my owner is a generous lover! see!? why are you running?"

RtardSupport 2

Friday 15 March 2013 17:44

I think your dog was marking his territory..

AniEve 4

Friday 15 March 2013 18:00

Too much love, too much love! >3

noelasis94 18

Friday 15 March 2013 18:11

The dog is just using your down time productively so don't be mad, plus you made your dream girl laugh son bonus points.

buddy51 23

Friday 15 March 2013 18:11

Sure hope you said "I meant to do that!" to your crush! That phrase will cover all your embarrassing moments by making it look like you're a comic genius with a trained humping dog! You'll be a legend rather than a chump with a leg covered with poodle semen!