By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
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maz95 17

Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

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xTrepidation 14

Your dog just helped you out. Now that your crush sees another male going after you he will get jealous and try to win you over!

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slushyslime 7

Neuter / spay your dog! Do you know how many dogs are put down everyday because shelters are full or they don't have enough funding. Be responsible .

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akiahara 14

Spayed and neutered dogs still hump. Don't assume.

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docscientist 9

I too dream of a tomorrow without cats or dogs.

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Audem_fml 27

Did he laughed and helped you or just laughed ? ;)

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MidnightWolf3 12

As 48 already pointed out, spayed and neutered dogs still hump. I've seen boys who were neutered at a young age still hump.

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InhumanX 7

Man's best friend just got a little closer...

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Twisted_Angel 17

Lmfao! Kodak moment right there. Look at it this way, if he noticed, at least he'll never forget you.

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ouibijou 15

At least now your crush knows you're bang-able

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