Miscellaneous: Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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UmmOkThen 31

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

You guys can have something in common now.

EatUrGreens 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

Hope you had enough bags to clean the mess lol and thankfully you got away too :)

Comments

thatsawkward7 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:21

Glad you seem to be alright besides some shock, hopefully both of those guys are alive too lol

Magnettik 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:24

Payback's a bitch

jigglypuff34 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:50

Uhhhh...huh?

feven 32

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:24

They say dogs have keen senses. I bet your dog had a plan

venomousflower 24

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:26

At least you got away

mistress_paz 30

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:35

I hope you called the police to report the fight after you got away.

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:39

I I would like to think no ***** were given on either parties part but clearly I am wrong

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:47

I would have picked my dog up and ran.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:34

in mid situ?

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Sunday 15 March 2015 2:17

Yea..?

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:47

Did you pick up after yourself after you hopefully picked up after your dog?

vikky538 28

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:50

did you at least pick the dogs poop...?

firelegend 17

Tuesday 17 March 2015 3:19

Picking up your dogs poo < your life

Jake42100 17

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:53

So you and the dog shit together lmao...

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