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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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0goodtimes0 13

Tuesday 20 January 2015 5:32

So much for Canadians being super nice

RobinGoodfellow 47

Tuesday 20 January 2015 5:35

Sneezes: doing their best to ruin lives.

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appletreee 30

Tuesday 20 January 2015 5:52

Hopefully you're better now, OP!

PossiblyInDanger 24

Tuesday 20 January 2015 5:53

Most people would have laughed, and then maybe helped you. That's humans for you.

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:21

Depending on how funny it looked I may have instinctively laughed but I would've at least tried to stop and immediately ran over to help him. I've watched some of those "fail" YouTube videos and I always feel so terrible for laughing because I know the person was probably hurt bad, but there is something so funny about a person falling. I imagine if I witnessed it first hand though I would've been too upset for them than to laugh though...I hope. :)

smeboo 12

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:06

It's sad that some people don't have the decency to actually offer some help... Hope your shoulder gets better! Those can be a pain in the ass to fix...

Britt125 16

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:20

I know the feeling. It sucks, people are just so awful sometimes. I just don't get how people can just like not make sure somebody is okay when they've fallen and just laugh instead. I hope your shoulder is better soon.

QueenOfSuppness 25

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:22

Some people are real jerks

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Tuesday 20 January 2015 6:39

They probably didn't realize the severity of it OP. I know it's still rude to laugh, but we've been laughing at people getting hurt since we were babies. Feel better OP.