Intimacy: Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I...

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

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britt0806 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:28

girl your life sucks.

shirogoma 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:39

At least he had the courtesy to tell you.

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fmlikecrazy 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:07

at least he called!

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:15

Hope your tests come back clean.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:44

Maybe you can get a two-fer on STD screenings for you and the new bf. I'm sure the new guy is happy that he's dipping his dick into Venereal Stew.

scooter69 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:47

woah! that blows lol it's called a condom ;)

Belem 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 3:48

I hope everythinq turns out okay

jessicaaababy 8

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:20

wow what a dick, you mean new ex boyfriend. if i had a boyfriend and he did that i'd dump him in a heartbeat. you can do way better than that dirty boy!