By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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syki 22

Well, obviously you now have to cut the exact size piece off the other thumb.

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Welshite 39

Oh sweet. I've been looking for Cannibal Cuisine.

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syki 22

Well, obviously you now have to cut the exact size piece off the other thumb.

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soodytheboi 23

Safety is the number one priority. Always remember; it doesn't matter if they're all the same size. Be safer and pay more attention next time. That said, I hope you're okay.

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

I read this with the Crazy Russian Hacker's voice and accent.

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Welshite 39

Oh sweet. I've been looking for Cannibal Cuisine.

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stoneybadger78 6

That's why you curl all your fingers so that the blade doesn't have a chance to contact your fingers.

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piker117 11

The blade should always be in contact with your curled fingers so that it doesnt cut you but sometimes you loose track of a finger and shit happens

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cacheson 41

Just remember, people's stomach acids will dissolve all the veggies into same-sized mush in the end.

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jamieblue6 16

You should even out the other thumb hahaha

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NoahK2003 16

It's probably good protein, don't sweat it. Imagine the look on the customer's face if they found a thumb in their side of veggies. Seriously though, how would you explain that one to the manager? FYL, OP, hope things heal up quickly

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whitnayfortooh 29

was the part you cut off the same size as the veggies? ;)

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frostedfoster 15

How do you pay close attention and accidentally cut off a part of your thumb?

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nam_eht_nad 9

Sometimes fingers slip

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cacheson 41

They were paying attention to the veggies instead of their thumb

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