By PWI_addict - 03/01/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML
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Blahp 0

Well, be more careful? Sorry though.

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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

sorry it must of hurt but really I'm sorry I chose YDI becuase you have a great imagination but cooking .... you nee to be more careful lol

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Blahp 0

Well, be more careful? Sorry though.

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Arc9 0

Amen. BE MORE FREAKING CAREFUL. That sounds painful as hell lol. FYL and YDI for getting ahead of yourself and sucking at it.

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White667 0

Seriously? There's a reason why chefs train for years and don't just jump straight in with the KNIFE WORK.

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ryguy997 0

70- one handed typing. duh.

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omgcookeys 15

At least they weren't cutting lemons to make lemonade or something...

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wolfgold2 20

Today, master was acting crazy while making food, master cut the tomatoes quickly, and cut me. FML.

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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

sorry it must of hurt but really I'm sorry I chose YDI becuase you have a great imagination but cooking .... you nee to be more careful lol

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4evanucks 0

LMFAOOOO....my 10 year old brother does that n has spilled stuff but neva cut himself:P

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Trolliolio 6

I don't understand, why a ydi for trying to cook. Even if you're good at it, you'll end up slicing your fingers every once in a while.

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CarlosDanger 12

Because it was careless. She did something stupid and suffered the consequences.

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fuzzyrat1 4

sorry but maybe u should try to cut slower and gradually become faster

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Incubuss 0

Why have you used to many commas? This could easily have been phrased like this: "Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and I often pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML."

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devendra_fml 0

this could easily have been phrased as "today, i cut my finger. FML"

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

That's how we talk here in New York. Ha ha just kidding! Possibly because of how s/he was raised. I had a teacher who taught us like that.

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DillyLyn 0

I ******* moderated this

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123sploosh 0

i ******* love you

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Malinkrot 3

I bet you're the most badass kid in the 5th grade

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DillyLyn 0

I ******* don't love you

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DillyLyn 0

I'm in the 7th grade

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devendra_fml 0

could have fooled me

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boatkicker 4

OP, I too am a comma addict, but the one after 'often' shouldn't be there. AND FYL. Hate cutting myself while cooking.

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boatkicker 4

It works when you're 6 years old and don't use very complex sentences. :) Otherwise, you're right, doesn't often work.

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PieterDB 1

Next time, hold your fingers verticaly with your nails on the food ;)

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ensemble_coeur 0

you shouldn't try to do fancy stuff like that unless you know how. YDI.

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g3rusz 6

Don't show off. Mostly not a) with a knife, b) all by yourself. YDI. If you can't do it, don't do it! If you don't know whether you can do it, most probably you can't!

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