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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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Right in the cussy

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 10:07 - Australia

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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suadelaaa 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

I'd hit a bitch.

swim1650 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:04

bitch!

Comments

twelefthnight 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:25

should have told your boss to turn around and watch her as proof, silly. it's what I would have done. you get the heat off your shoulders and she gets what she deserves.

wompwompwomp 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:26

Capital C, Capital U, Capital N, HUGE ******* T, numerous exclamation points...

rityz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:29

wow bitch. karma's gna get her for sure.

jm88 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:29

I dont think anyone *wants* to start with you, #19. You're one of those people who just suck the fun out of a room and fill it with all kinds of awkward, arent you? (racism talk aside, I'm speaking very generally)

decentdrummer911 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:29

I woulda told the manager that he is out of his mind, give him the finger and tell him to go **** himself, and called the cops or 911 and wrote down that ******* bitch's license plate, so she can get what her little *****-ass deserves. Sorry that this happened dude. I would be mad out of my mind if this happened, I'm surprised that you stayed so calm throughout the whole thing.

urban_el0quence 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:31

LOL @ 24. Sometimes. JK. Ignorance about a big subject like that just irritates me so I'm sorry if I "sucked the fun out".

maddog_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:31

Dude that sucks. Next time take the bus??

GoMeat4103 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:34

You guys arguing with 14/19 are pretty stupid. He/she is probably a sociology major or some other type of major that requires classes studying human social behavior. Arguing with him about the existence of reverse racism is like arguing with me about whether or not Neon is a noble gas.

mrcarmine 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:36

so did you follow her home and kill her? or steal her doors? in case you really did/do, i'm just kidding

witchbaby4 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:36

That's insane, what a bitch. I feel bad for the OP, but it is a little funny. People and their ******* "racism". #14-Sociology? Get a real degree. There IS racism against white people, just as there is racism against coloured people.