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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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Right in the cussy

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 10:07 - Australia

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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suadelaaa 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:05

I'd hit a bitch.

swim1650 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:04

bitch!

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gelt 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:36

oh thats a good one! HAHAHA

crazy_cat_lady 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:36

If our economy weren't in the toilet, I'd say you should have ****** that bitch up. I wish someone would try that with me.

sarawr 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:37

#14- Racism is by definition "discrimination or prejudice based on race. " It doesn't say that people can only be racist against non-white people, or that people can't be racist against white people either. It does happen, maybe not as often, that people hold prejudices against white people for misconceptions that all of us are racist assholes, with self entitlement issues, trust-funds, and egos the size of the Chrystler building. When it does happen though, it's not called "reverse racism". It's called regular ol' racism.

heytherexoxo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:37

Duuude, That's awful. I hate stupid bitches. &Your car got hit like 5 times in one week? maybe you need a new job location, or start taking the bus. :p

patrickhb 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:38

#19 - Good luck writing a paper on white people controlling the US. Maybe President Obama would like to read it some day?

thinkpink 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:39

#15: I'm pointing out that people CAN use the racism card against white people when it comes to hiring. If I was a minority I would hate to have some white guy that can't even spell picked over me. That's what I was saying in the first place.

giraffegirl13 0

Friday 10 April 2009 16:40

oh wow, #7 i completely agree with you. and #14, hahaha you're hilarious....and wrong. unless you are white you have no idea about "reverse racism" we are discriminated these days.