Work: Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order....

By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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Lost the plot

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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By mista_sandy - 11/04/2012 16:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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Flustration

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:38

That's when you say, "we don't sell food to assholes."

BreynHope 11

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:38

What a dick. I bet you're not ugly. You keep making those subs, girl!

Comments

Omniprism 14

Sunday 8 September 2013 16:17

Wow what a dick. Well I won't be surprised if someone ugly murders him in his sleep. Not to mention beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I hope he falls in love with someone that thinks he's ugly. Sorry this happened to you.

evalu8tor 12

Sunday 8 September 2013 16:37

Should have channelled your inner soup Nazi. "No sandwich for you! Next!"

abbruzzi67 15

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:29

You should have said "that's fine I don't make sandwiches for rude disrespectful dicks"

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 8 September 2013 18:53

Smh... People these days.. I can't... Just.. WHY

MystikalMirage 2

Sunday 8 September 2013 19:16

rude! :o

android_hb 2

Sunday 8 September 2013 21:30

today, my friend sent me a screen shot of this exact post. de thought it was me because well, I agree

AliceDMalice 11

Sunday 8 September 2013 21:49

"Really? That's funny. How can you stand to eat the food you make for yourself, then?"

belthazor909 4

Monday 9 September 2013 5:11

I just don't understand why didn't u beat the crap out of that asshole mr.universe !!!

commonsense444 2

Monday 9 September 2013 8:51

See OP, this is when I would have turned to him and said, "So how are you planning on eating the sub if ugly people can't touch your food?" Sucks that he said that, though. Probably just an asshole. :)

Gingerette 8

Monday 9 September 2013 12:53

How in Jenga does physical beauty have anything to do with sandwich making skills? Men are lucky nowadays to find a girl who'll willingly build a sandwich, so they shouldn't get picky. I'm sorry OP. If I liked subway, I'd eat your sammich.