Work and Animals: Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded...

By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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Jan scams again

By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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Lost the plot

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:45

Why did she think she’s entitled to free food?

Mega Firebeast 8

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:53

the hell is wrong with people lmao

Comments

interesting33 36

Thursday 19 April 2018 17:29

she is SO banned!

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:45

Why did she think she’s entitled to free food?

Be the CHANGE!!👍😇 6

Thursday 3 May 2018 21:13

She probably thought she was "Cat" Woman... hence the sense of entitlement!!!!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:52

Wait, what? We’re supposed to get free food? No wonder all those cashiers snicker at me when I pay. By the way, spraying people without their consent is assault.

interesting33 36

Thursday 3 May 2018 14:40

couldn't agree with you more

Mega Firebeast 8

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:53

the hell is wrong with people lmao

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:57

Maybe she misread your name.

John Nemeth 14

Thursday 3 May 2018 2:47

Eh I probably would have clawed her face off. She’s going to treat me like a cat. I’m going to react like a cat.... at least that’s what my cats do.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 May 2018 2:51

Cats know how to use spray bottles these days? I guess I don’t watch enough YouTube!

jbrabander 16

Thursday 3 May 2018 3:20

That's when you spray her back with the mayonnaise bottle.

rety1 13

Thursday 3 May 2018 3:25

I would've called the police. tell them she assaulted you with an unknown liquid and caused you irreparable damage to your dignity and reputation within the store.