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By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 2:22

And this is a daycare for children?

trellz17 19

Monday 8 October 2012 2:24

A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

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roxyelizabeth 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 8:36

Um you only clean once a week??? Thats kinda disgusting!

anderlende 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 17:06

What ******* daycare do you work at? 3 year olds don't have sex? And yogurt from 03? Jesus

Quadroblitz 10

Tuesday 13 August 2013 5:33

What is this the daycare from Pokemon?

kissychick 19

Tuesday 15 October 2013 6:34

Wait hold the phone a comdon rapper in a daycare? Um what kind of daycare do u work at?

sammyjo06 14

Tuesday 18 March 2014 8:50

The teeth and the shit are going to be the norm when you're dealing with children. But expired yogurt is unacceptable to have around kids who will eat anything, and the condom wrapper is just disturbing. At least you didn't find a used condom, lol.

MSDemonslayer 5

Thursday 7 August 2014 15:21

They start out young and grow up so fast.

themetalstickman 19

Thursday 18 September 2014 10:09

Holy shit, an 9-year-old yogurt? That's ******* disgusting.

Starham1 14

Friday 30 January 2015 7:26

I need to hear the story behind the tire iron.

Weirdbirthmark 3

Sunday 28 June 2015 0:34

Is it weird that I read that I read this FML to the tune of "The 12 day of Xmas"? Three human teeth, A rot-ten turd. A tire-iron, A condom wrapper, AND A YOGURT FROM 2003!