Kids: Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire...

By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Monday 8 October 2012 2:22

And this is a daycare for children?

trellz17 19

Monday 8 October 2012 2:24

A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

Comments

deequu 20

Monday 8 October 2012 14:22

If you work at a daycare, you're suppose I clean everyday.

donut_gurl 8

Monday 8 October 2012 14:27

I work in a daycare, and i have never found ANY of that stuff! where the hell is this daycare? i won't be sending my child there!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 8 October 2012 14:34

What the **** is a condom wrapper doing in a daycare? You'll probably be finding the condom next week... This is honestly disgusting, though. Twice I've worked in daycares and this kind of thing NEVER happened. The grossest thing we had to deal with was cleaning up a kids puke, and even that wasn't really a regular occurance.

mrssuarez2011 12

Monday 8 October 2012 15:00

I'm a little worried as to why there's a condominium wrapper included in that list. This is also why my children will not be going to daycare.

cherryllollo 7

Monday 8 October 2012 16:02

What is the name of this daycare so I know never to send children there? And you should be more clear... when you cleaned, was it inside or outside that you found these things? Inside... ew wtf. Outside.. understandable. May just be in a rotten part of town.

killaKT 2

Monday 8 October 2012 16:24

I think DSS should be called, like legit.

183933 6

Monday 8 October 2012 16:37

The parents need to be notified, this place needs to be shut down and someone needs to go to jail for child endangerment!

tigersponge2 8

Monday 8 October 2012 17:36

what about the human teeth? that's so disgusting...

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:46

Kids losing their baby teeth I guess.

nanny1010 12

Monday 8 October 2012 17:53

Am I the only person who thinks this FML is totally made up?? It sounds way too extreme. However if it is real, the health department definitely needs to pay them a visit!!