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By Whothrewhim - 22/02/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML

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Whothrewhim 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:12

Damn, You guys are harsh. I am 20 so not technically old enough to drink, I am from the North, Asshole, and it was a legitimate accident, not involving power tools, or due to the alcohol, it just simply was not a smart decision to drink. Also, I was home from college. ******* A.

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:08

i guess you weren't the only one getting a ride. haha.

goldmedalski 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:39

NOT EVEN!! Drinking and doing carpentry cannot KILL A WHOLE family! It only puts yourself in danger! Drinking and driving is was worse you dipshit!

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ka8 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 18:29

Old people need love too!

Zkenny13 6

Friday 6 January 2012 5:28

Well on the bright side.... oh wait.....

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 2 September 2012 3:50

At least you were sensible, and got someone else to take you.

ToreyyyW 15

Sunday 27 April 2014 0:29

You probably shouldn't have been using sharp objects while drinking..

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