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By Whothrewhim - 22/02/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML

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Whothrewhim 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:12

Damn, You guys are harsh. I am 20 so not technically old enough to drink, I am from the North, Asshole, and it was a legitimate accident, not involving power tools, or due to the alcohol, it just simply was not a smart decision to drink. Also, I was home from college. ******* A.

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holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:08

i guess you weren't the only one getting a ride. haha.

goldmedalski 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:39

NOT EVEN!! Drinking and doing carpentry cannot KILL A WHOLE family! It only puts yourself in danger! Drinking and driving is was worse you dipshit!

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mishel 0

Friday 6 March 2009 15:15

Hope it wasn't too serious.

CrazedLeper 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:43

Let granny get some. You know it takes longer to climax when the river has been dry for 30 years.

CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 20:10

any fucktard knows you don't use power tools, or even vaguely pointy tools, after drinking. this is your own damn fault. good for your 'rents for still gettin it on though, i bet THEY know how to use them "power tools" ;D

tournesol_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:55

Why the **** were you doing carpentry at 2am? And not only that, but I'm pretty sure drinking and carpentry don't mix.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 May 2009 14:04

We all know your mom's never gonna finish... Hope you didn't bleed to death.

meganmckel 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 14:37

Haha just made my day.

anna123456123456 7

Monday 22 June 2009 4:47

That really sucks, but that's why drinking and sharp objects don't go together.

Amphysvena 11

Saturday 18 July 2009 10:05

maybe he shouldn't be build shit at 2 am while he's drunk.

eat_this_buddie 5

Friday 12 March 2010 17:33

7 you sir are full of win. that made me laugh

YDImate 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 14:58

maybe they were jst hittin up sum cod??

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