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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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dblac74 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 0:49

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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amerwin 3

Friday 17 September 2010 16:14

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

Mere155 0

Friday 17 September 2010 16:10

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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cartedor 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:49

Why did you wear your pants that low? Seriously wearing them that low to show your upward pointing. Next time you should just go full monty. exhibitionist

Zehla 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 22:46

LOL dude. This is the most amazing thing I have read ever.

bloodygerard 4

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:59

oh dude that sucks

lauraroxanaa 4

Sunday 12 January 2014 5:01

This is the definition of awkward, hope your family wasn't there OP! FYL

martin8337 35

Saturday 24 May 2014 3:52

John Holmes Shakespeare "Too big or not too big? That is the question."

miianah1 22

Saturday 21 June 2014 0:17

Lol what if the gender was female?

sbarua219 17

Friday 15 August 2014 1:03

Why not put your dick downward...? It's like what you did, but flipped...I see too many FMLs like this lol

Pointy 12

Wednesday 18 February 2015 10:27

Let them bask in its glory

lolalove24_fml 14

Monday 4 May 2015 23:03

how big is your Penis ???

jamierson 11

Thursday 2 July 2015 5:28

I find it hot as hell when the guys tip sticks out a bit

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