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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 tells us more.

dblac74 0

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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Top comments

amerwin 3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

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Mere155 0

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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alexaluvee 0

why are guys so stupid that they can't put ther shirt OVER the boner. it's not that hard YDI

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evanpeer 0

lol. should have got 2 awards for that one. btw... ydi for having a penis that long.

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kristenbabey 0

damn wish I wuz there xD

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beachlova910 0

at least you don't get your period once a month now that really sucks

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doof_fisch 2

I'll bet the next person who got up there said, "Now how do you "top" that?"

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kriptx30 0

damn, then you must really have a large schlong...and not have been wearing underwear...

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mygodmary 0

Haa!!!!!!!!!! Oh NoesD:

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