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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 06:57 - Australia

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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0

Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.

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amerwin 3

haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.

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Mere155 0

Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award

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admmck81 0

FYI everyone, us guys don't wear pants up to our belly buttons. At least, I don't. Any average guy could have this happen, since just the head peaked out. If he were huge, a good amount of shaft would be visible too. If I tuck up instead of down, half my shaft is exposed, not just the head. He's lucky he's not well-endowed.

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TeenieAmerica 9

Why do people keep saying control it mentally? lol i don't think they can do that. i highly doubt the awards ceremony was turning him on. if i'm correct sometimes dudes just get hard for no good reason..

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FMLoverAgain 7

damn boy I want to ride your ****

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dragon1743 0

Always hate when that happens. Get a boner for no reason, then forced to stand in front of people.

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Stewie22 2

oh my ******* god that's hillarious! i'd pay a million bucks to see what happened!

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xxbeastly 0

Hahahah that's hilarious omg I would have been embarassed I hate Those random ones

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ahddib 0

I know your pain, but at least our dicks are long enough for this to happen. Be grateful!

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