By faitoh - 23/05/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Lisburn
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Um, OP here. Scared to reply because of the abuse I've been getting but obviously I deserved it, I know that. 1. I guess I posted it as an FML because I realised how much of a dick/arsehole/****/wanker I'd been... 2. The guy wasn't cycling to the side like he should have been, he was more out to the middle. I just lost my cool to be honest, if he doesn't care about his safety by doing that, why should I bother about not making him jump? (unpopular opinion obviously...) 3. I should probably point out that this was a quiet road, I was the only car, otherwise I wouldn't have done it, which may be surprising to some of you... 4. He caught up to me because I slowed back down to normal speed after about 30 seconds. Guess he was stronger than I thought. 5. I KNOW I'm a colossal twat. But I still hate cyclists. Some of them are SO up their own arses. Having said that, I WILL NEVER EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
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So you'd wish for OP to die? Live in Europe for a while, in Holland or Belgium. With your philosophy, you'd probably go around tossing deadly objects at cyclists.
You are an epic fail. FYL
Payback's a bitch! But u sure deserve it!
So he's getting great exercise and helping the environment and you're on your lazy @$$ in your car and decide you have the right to scare him? I mean wow. You're lucky that's all you got. You realize you could have caused an accident? He could have swerved and hit another car? Died? That's worth your juvenile idea of entertainment? If that was me I would have dragged you out of your car and punched your throat through the back of your neck.
Karma came back to you quick. YDI, asshole.
super a-hole. why would you even think that would be funny. totally deserved it.
Idiot...
Douche!
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**** my life i'm a colossal douche.
He was right. It is funny, because you were being an a-hole.