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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 04:00

Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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Cum hoc ergo propter hoc

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 12:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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No control over my limbs

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Saturday 22 February 2014 5:21

At least you didn't go down alone..lol

KissMyButtocks 6

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:23

YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!

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LalaDee561 8

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:50

that only means that if anyone else falls, you're the first one screwed.

elenaunlucky 10

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:19

dont worry there are clumsier people than you like me and others

tufftimes 7

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:35

dominoes

tompou6 19

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:43

That sucks OP, I hope you and everyone else is fine.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:01

Did you yell dog pile as you fell?

middlesister04 5

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:05

Hope you don't get sued.

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:21

more like F Her Life.

jellybeens_fml 16

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:50

I heard some people use over everything, like some burglars sue if they get hurt during a robbery. Wtf?

molliciousj 19

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:00

Sheesh that's unfortunate. Did you at least get to go home early...? Heh.

krad204 21

Sunday 23 February 2014 5:24

Damn physics, always ruining everyones day.

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