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By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML

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Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 16:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 12:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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Saturday 22 February 2014 5:21

At least you didn't go down alone..lol

KissMyButtocks 6

Saturday 22 February 2014 5:23

YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!

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coldashell 23

Saturday 22 February 2014 9:51

What you mean is"If I fall, F*#% you all, I'm taking everyone down."

jonnyboy89 10

Saturday 22 February 2014 10:42

wow op that sucks.I hope you wont get sued.

driinkbleach 18

Saturday 22 February 2014 12:59

Just a classic *shit happens" moment. Don't let it bother you too much.

rockhead1270 5

Saturday 22 February 2014 13:00

Next time read your iPhone going "up" the stairs. When you trip you'll be the only ass

Sandsh8rk 36

Saturday 22 February 2014 13:50

Well, accidents happen. I hope the other woman is okay.

arronu 9

Saturday 22 February 2014 14:09

human bowling, they need that on the olympics

Crofty92 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 14:18

The UK has a National Health Service meaning we don't have to pay for hospital visits.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:17

Take the elevator next time? Hope everyone gets well soon...

vikky538 28

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:24

I know u don't have any control over it...

SouthernLady12 13

Saturday 22 February 2014 15:26

So you can be the one squished?

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