Miscellaneous: Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's...

By lonely - 24/10/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 14:00

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2021 20:01

Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML

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By naomids - 30/12/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

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By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Get up!

By Casino - 02/04/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

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By BirthdayFail - 14/08/2012 07:57 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my birthday. Today is also the day my grandma died, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attempted celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML

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austin0023 0

Monday 24 October 2011 18:57

Party at grandmas!!

Classlfied 4

Monday 24 October 2011 18:58

So you have the house to yourself for a month?

Comments

InfinityCross 1

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:46

Sometimes people make themselves forget those painful memories. Not saying that's a case or anything. But sorry for your loss!

Lilith11 3

Tuesday 25 October 2011 7:28

How could you not have known where she was driving you? but sorry for your loss.

Desmorck 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:33

No way! This is too good to be true !

britasif27 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:45

You get to do whatever for a month!!!!!

jbird999 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 9:33

Wow. Is any one really prepared to believe that this actually happened?

slappinGoodtimes 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:00

Grandpa is still alive and lonely. He needs some company. Have grandpa buy you some clothes since you didn't pack.

Smiff80 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:31

Your mom going to go wild out.

Mermer90 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:19

This is completely illogical ..

booiloveeyou 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:30

RIP grandma

Ozma_fml 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:33

Ill probably get banned but this is pretty much the stupidest and most implausible FML I've ever read.

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