Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML - FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

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Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

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Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

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Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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herotime 7

Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

JiggaJayZ 16

Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.

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karliii_fml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:30

wow your smart!

RainbowStalin 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:33

Thanks, I haven't set my pubic hairs aflame in awhile. Glad to know they still catch fire.

nlr 9

Monday 25 July 2011 22:34

no shit Sherlock! but thanks for the reminder I was gonna spend my afternoon playing with matches infront of my crotch!

wicked43 6

Monday 25 July 2011 22:33

"still" flammable? try it more than once?

asianpersuasian2 9

Monday 25 July 2011 22:38

im with 191 what do you mean "STILL FLAMMABLE?" did you think it would stop being flammable after the first time? and why do you even know that its flammable in the first place. you totally got what you deserved if youre gonna do stupid stuff ....you should expect your crotch to catch fire?

josuff24 1

Monday 25 July 2011 22:38

wouldn't it be easier and less painful to just shave..?

nlr 9

Monday 25 July 2011 23:39

no

conholio33 28

Monday 25 July 2011 22:41

why on earth would u do that..... seems stupid to me

Disembob 16

Monday 25 July 2011 22:46

Why would you do that?

Akalia_fml 7

Monday 25 July 2011 22:48

Idiot.

broomhildo 19

Monday 25 July 2011 22:49

Oh lord the possibilities.

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