Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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herotime 7

Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

JiggaJayZ 16

Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.

Comments

lizard897 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:44

this person took the term fire crotch to legitimately

Ginger225 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:48

just today?

betteryouthanmeb 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:55

smarter things came out of an anus of the wombat

hahahafyl9710_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:04

You're an ass ydi.

Piinkdottx3 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:05

so uh.. were you high?

GAMaeishere 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:17

Were your balls flamable too?

yankfan89 27

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:26

Maybe he thought he pubes would soon become flame retardant.

danielle39 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:28

u burnde ur dick/pussy

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:35

Burnde? Really?

DawnMarie11 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:44

umm it's burnt.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:17

Or burned, depending on where you're from.

logslayer 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:36

When was it non-flammable?

Somoajoe11 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:12

Dude. seriously? Why is your area that close to fire?

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