Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you?

Rissa speaks about herself in the 3rd person. It makes life interesting. And it means that you're just that epic that you can speak about yourself in the 3rd person.

1234gate 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:29

Too many Alan's lol I want Alan to win though, it's up to you to figure out which one ;)

anthony99 14

Friday 6 January 2012 18:10

Was it Bob Dole?

dopey4862 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:32

Was his name Simon?

courtjester86 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 22:48

It's like bob from the show Becker!

amadisdemitrius 5

Thursday 28 March 2013 23:16

Jimmy likes blind dates.

Missythemini 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 15:42

Hayden laughed at this fml. Hayden enjoys all of the third person comments.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 2 June 2016 4:35

Allison thinks that this is amusing.

CastaP 12

Thursday 22 September 2016 9:46

CastaP is not amused by this display of arrogance!

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Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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Today, I got called into my manager’s office for wearing “leggings.” They weren’t leggings, they were work pants with a straight leg. I said to her that the other girls wear them in the office. She told me, "But they have a slim figure, you're on the pudgier side and it looks bad. No offense.” FML

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Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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Today, I'm a very stoic, loner lady, with I'll admit some anger issues, and I’m starting to realise why it was a mistake to go out with a girl who’s chirpy, happy, optimistic all the damn time. It’s like I’m Rosa Diaz and I’m dating Amy Santiago, and she’s driving me insane with her happiness. FML

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Today, my dad started Skype-ing with his long-distance friend. They’re both almost 90, barely have their hearing, and can't stop shouting. FML

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Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

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