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By blind_date - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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moonlight_daze 8

Was he a rapper? Because rappers are always talking about themselves in the third person..

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KissAlice 0

Alice finds it funny that this has happened to her before =D

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garrson 0

You should do exactly the same to express your feeling...

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teiso_fml 0

Such is the risk you take when you agree to go on a blind date. And in the words of Doctor Becker: "The problem with going on blind dates is that your date is always the type of person who goes on blind dates."

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teiso_fml 0

Just to clarify, I have nothing against blind dates, but IF you do go on one, you should do so with the anticipation of getting someone who's annoying, awkward, rude, or just plain not your type. It's the risk you take, so YDI. Not because you did anything wrong, but because you chose to take the risk. It just didn't pay off.

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missmyaa 0

That is so funny. I totally hate when people talk in third person. I feel your pain .That guy must have been a dweeb.

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cheerdiva800 0

Peggy lols at this fml. peggy also lols at evrybody speaking in the third person. as well as the dueling alans... hahaha

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ElliexMarie 0

This made Ellie laughh (:

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Kupokupupo 0

lol did he have a feather in his hair?

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