Relatable, Awkward, First Dates and Love: Todd is fine, and you?

Todd is fine, and you?

By blind_date - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 920

You deserved it 6 432

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:05

Rachel thought this was funny

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 September 2009 12:06

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

Comments

epicfailuremeh 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 19:15

Claudia lol'd at this one. FYL. Claudia is guessing that you did not ask him on a second date.

sammehsaurus 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:22

I'm on Alan's team:)

aussie827 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:24

David thought this was funny

jagd 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 11:15

edd just shat himself laughing

trangsta 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:39

Hahahahahahaha

fml98kevin 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:24

Kevin finds this funny.

ItsJussAle 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:42

Ale Got Some Giqqles Outta This&&Thinks You're A Very Lucky Woman ;) Ale Wishes She Could Meet Someone Like That :D

missfamousstar11 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:14

Em thinks that she should try this from now on :D

iluvevil01 11

Monday 11 July 2011 6:30

lol my best friend talks in the 3rd person all the time. drives me crazy!

AvikC818 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:37

Why were you on a date with Elmo?

Keywords

Party Awkward Lonely Love Transportation Cars ADHD Work Mental health Ironic Vacation Grandparents Accident Miscellaneous Kids Annoying Covid Health Shopping Cute Coworkers Dogs Animals Photography Art Videos Sex Intimacy Exhausted My ex

The Top

Today, I was uninvited to our usual family Thanksgiving, as well as the rest of the holidays with my extended family. Why? They found out who I voted for. I won't say who, but according to my aunt, I'm to blame for putting their son's healthcare at risk. WTF? FML

I agree, your life sucks 243

You deserved it 1 084

Today, I complained to my boyfriend that he won’t let me meet his family. He sarcastically replied, “What, you mean my wife and kids? You’re a mistress, remember? You don’t get to meet my family.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 100

You deserved it 1 351

The Top

Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 845

You deserved it 64 710

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 424

You deserved it 3 146

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 888

You deserved it 4 439

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

I agree, your life sucks 331

You deserved it 801

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 712

You deserved it 2 513

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 375

You deserved it 41 853