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By James C - 18/04/2012 08:48 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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yoursucklives 36

well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...

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lk2481 4

Guess she doesn't like advertisements....

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DJP0N3 0

I would have said the same thing and I will **** YOU ASSHOLE if we killed al ppl like you there would be no ads on the interwebz

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Steve95401 49

Were you on a date with Betty Draper?

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Discombobulated9 12

They're Nazi zombies that come out at night and hide your remote controls.

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Skittles_Rawr 8

Are you seriously not smart enough to read the other comments?

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theangelfromhell 6

Well that was random. Well i guess you just have to find someone else :) i know its not easy but do not worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea

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XtraEzeee 8

The only reason I watch the Super Bowl is for the cool advertisements.Thank you OP. :)

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amber551133 5

i swear ive seen this on workaholics before.

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Ugi 26

She probably heard it as "I castrate Aardvarks". It's an easy mistake to make.

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killerkiss92 8

Uh oh children arguing. haha jk. yes, advertisements are annoying, but if it wasn't for them, I would have never found out about the delicious cream puffs at Walmart. Mmm

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DrBlack 9

Dude you are doing the work of the devil and are only a few steps removed from the level of hatred bankers deserve.

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