By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40

Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

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cocacola999 27

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

PS why can't I fav' a "nearly", I wonder...

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Marcella1016 31

In response to your second post, it's not you, it's just how they have it set up. I also would like to be able to fave the nearly FMLs, though. In response to the pun on your first comment, nice try. If OP is a doc who primarily does mammograms, I'd say he's a man with a boob job.

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Red_Ralph 16

Was it the breast thing that could've happened?

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bickdig69 8

Why did this get so many dislikes it made me laugh my ass off

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False_Stupidity 41

If OP is a surgeon, maybe he can help reattach your ass #38

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cocacola999 27

At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.

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tounces7 27

And even if he was/is a doctor, what moron dates a doctor thinking they never see other people's private areas?

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snoopy325 23

56, it sounds like he wasn't an MD, he has a PhD which gives him the title of Doctor because he holds an academic doctorate.

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FMLFreakShow 18

That really Sucks OP, I feel bad for you.

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ulissey_fml 22

Doctors will get any kind of reactions when in public , she should know that . Like it or lump it , then.

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Talis99 26

It doesn't sound like he's that kind of doctor. Unfortunately, medical doctor and PhD doctor have the same title.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.

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poorkitten 15

still.. you got Boobs on the first date!

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mmswag 3

Sounds like you dodged a jealous bullet. Congrats

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SauceySarah 30

Maybe she thought you and that girl were in cahoots with one another.. I don't know what she thought you guys were scheming, but clearly she thought it was offensive.

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