Tonight, on First Dates…

By James C - 18/04/2012 08:48 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
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yoursucklives 36

well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...

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lk2481 4

Guess she doesn't like advertisements....

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brooks10101 1

She was wrong to leave she should have stabed you first and spit in your face then left

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PicklesMcRaptor 0

Date someone who doesn't own a computer or a TV. Oh wait, we aren't in Africa.

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GoreFast 3

I'm amazed at how ignorant you really are... I'm assuming you are American?? actually we all have computers and TV's in Africa how else am I typing this. but don't feel bad for not knowing that... I once made a guy from America believe we have lions in our back yard and at 12 pm we run around with our pants on our heads... you guys should really open a book or do some research and not just believe the sh*t the media and other sources you get your info from feed you.

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

so when is your second date...

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bobbos100 2

She thought u said perverts!!!

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htownpostman 16

I don't even understand it all.. What would make some say that? Understanding what it is or not... I can't even picture that scenario in my head in a believable fashion

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666from1134 3

Really, Fu*k You! You ruin tv!

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thatpoorchap 3

I think op is getting at the fact she's dumb enough that she thought it menu something else. If that's the case OP, you dodged a bullet.

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ajaj26 12

Well that escalated quickly!

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