Love, Relatable, Awkward, Dating and First Dates: Tonight, on First Dates… - FML

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:00

Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:00

Sounds like a keeper.

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honey_bee_fml 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:09

Doesn't she know you're not supposed to bring your stuffed animals on dates? I'm sure OP didn't appreciate the third wheel. You're supposed to wait to introduce the stuffed bunny until AFTER it's official and you've been together a while. That's what I did.

Dcmachead 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:26

guessing she doesn't **** on the first date

daniismiles11 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:29

awww how romantic... haha

toxicmurder109 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:34

scary

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:00

So, how was the date? LOL!

xosmiilexo 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:42

Well, you never know. My aunt who is 76 carries a babydoll with her because she lost a baby.

HarrietPotter239 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:42

That's pretty cute actually. MLIA worthy, keep her. KEEP HER AND LOVE HER.

dariagleek 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:48

change it cause if people in the future read it then wanna know the truth not the lies

ironchick 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:50

awwwww poor OP. tis ok you'll find someone if not rabbit- woman :)

mx_17 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:53

women? you mean little girl... creep

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