Love, Relatable, Awkward, Dating and First Dates: Tonight, on First Dates… - FML

Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:00

Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:00

Sounds like a keeper.

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Cheergal910 15

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:55

whipped out your... stuffed monkey! :D

rubieboo 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:58

omg no way was it nice rabbit?

huskieball17 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:47

lolololol date fail...

monkeyluvz 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:51

I love Sgt. Buster!! (My USMC Bulldog) He literally goes everywhere with me! Except in the plane. Security would tear him up if I didnt put him under the plane :)

mylostsoul 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:57

Looks like she really loves that Bunny :)

ComradeSean94 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:57

Dang thats weird. I knew a girl who named her hedgehog after me. It was strange. Well anyway, best of luck I hope that it dosn't work out! P.S. The name of the hedgehog was "Comrade Van Wolfgang"

j1981fletcher 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:07

well you gotta plow a 3 to appreciate an 8 so I'd go with the bunny stay away from the nut she'll ****** cut you

caleismyth 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:44

craaaazzzyyy just hope she's as crazy in bed jk lol

Garytt 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:11

whats wrong with that? I think its cute

tightsandtutus 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:12

was it named Harvey? (:

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