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Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:00

Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:00

Sounds like a keeper.

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cumverg 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:28

I brought along stuffed animals to dates before it became mainstream. Now dating itself is mainstream...

awekward_name 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:33

was the rabbit 10 feet tall and named Frank??

Capt_Oblivious 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:43

Well, aren't you looking for some-bunny to love?

KjoeLjan 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:43

Never date women. Always pick girls.

MamaKay08 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:52

that's a good reason not to pick a date off of the Internet. go to a bar next time. ;)

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:06

She's a bunny boiler.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:09

She stuffed her last boyfriend too.

pman590 8

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:15

in soviet russia, rabbit already know you =D

Decodedman 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:15

So did you stuff your date?

Doghead77 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:25

maybe her last date was Roger rabbit !

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