Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
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teiso_fml 0

Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

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SaintJimmy 0

You do not want. Trust me I know these kinds of people.

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Jane_Face044 0

Well, everybody has to take a dump every now and then, it just happens that he was with you when he needed to go. Be grateful that he even turned up, it could of been worse :) Anyways bad beginnings make happy endings! :D

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

There is a left out part... "...I sat by myself for 10 minutes. During that span of time, me, the waiter, and about half the restaurant listened to the groaning, moaning, and the sickening splashing noises made by boyfriend. This would of been fine, had he not had to come sit back at my table, and had the eyes of the restaurant not made the shift from his face to mine. He also proceeded to do this two more times, and then I asked him to drive me home. Apparently, he was not content with destroying every stall at the restaurant, for he also asked to go to the bathroom at my home. Later, I got a call from my friend: She had just eaten out with a group of friends, at the very same place my short-lived boyfriend and I ate at. She just could NOT stop the jeers."

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SykoOne 0

LMFAOOO , awwwh , poor girl i would be liek , scared for life :)

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sparkleprincess 0

this is soo cute.. haha am i the only one that sees that he got the urge when it was too late to do anything about it, either he didnt want to be late, or he was already there/halfway there.. then when it hits him he's like this sucks but ok ill just handle this in a funny way or else it could be really awkward.

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iSpaceShuttle 0

LMAOOOOOOO!! Oh My God;; Wtf is this Doing On Fml? .. The best thing To Do ; when he gets back; Is Say" Have Fun" Lmao; Like Jeese Play along

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FruityLoooons 8

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Well, what do you want him to do? Shit himself? Then I'd REALLY say FYL.

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patho_geek 0

haha. he reminds me of one of my friends. this kid like poops every morning first period when he gets to school. the other day he said "Teacher! I have to take a dump!" and he walked out. Gotta love it =]

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