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By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying, "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML
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RitzyHoke 0

Sounds like a start to one of those cheap comedies with cheap gay innuendos everywhere.

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definatelywierd 0

"let's corner the nerds and make them show us their penises! wouldn't that be gay of them?"

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Airdoggy 0

its not of your mom's bussines.. fuhreal xD.. your friend sounds to be hot.. if i were you.. i would think about it xD

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gclunax 0

LOL!! I hate it when things like tht happen

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RuralNinja 0

Get some pictures of you with a ***** or something, that should convince her.

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paintballer87 0

that'd got to be awkward. FYL. Good luck convincing her otherwise now.

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Jakester 0

wait for a while and then get your 2 girlfriends to greet you when you are with your mother and say "Man that threesome was AMAZING last night!" XD

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