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Tonight, on Weird Parents…

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying, "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

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You deserved it 201

The truth will set you free

By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 036

Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

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You deserved it 104

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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You deserved it 5 766

Prank culture

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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Defiant47 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:08

I love doing that to my friends too!

ckin2u 5

Monday 10 August 2009 16:08

Bad timing :(

Comments

magneticcheese 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:51

I laughed really hard at this XD although I interpreted your friend more as saying you physically hit him too hard when playing not in the other way LMAO but if that's what he was implying he's friggin hilarious ps: i second what someone else said "pix please" ;D

tanman0401 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:09

Wow, the same thing happened to me. I was on my way to wrestling practice and my friend greets me in just compression shorts.

Calaura9 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:19

The way you described your friend made me think of Mario Lopez. Yummy all sweaty with no shirt and ripped muscles in a pink bandana, talking about "hitting". If you aren't gay, my fantasy might just turn you.

grrbabyverygrr 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:21

rofl #28 FTW!

doof_fisch 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:39

You should have played her.....when your friend said that, you could have replied - "Hey, Mom -- you've met _______; he's my favorite tight end on the team!"

functional 13

Wednesday 15 May 2013 6:17

Haha! Sports sure are homoerotic for being straight people's things.

athos1237 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:59

I think mom is right. Sounds like you two have the queer-factor going.

cloudkittycat 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:05

So....are you?

omigawdd 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:42

this is the only one that ive laughed out loud at ........ but it really all depends on if he was gay or not :D

HAVOK14 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 9:22

Ah the paranoia of a mother about her son being gay. I remember a little while ago my mom flipped out at me for calling my little brother gay. She thought that calling him it would somehow cause him to be gay lol. I'm sorry for you to be on the recieving end of that. FYL