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By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
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rattusrattus 18

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You can't let your boyfriend know that you're a human being with bodily functions! He will never want one of those! Your relationship is doomed! *clutches pearls, swoons*

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Satoaoi 13

we all fart it's natural. I'm sure it's not a big deal

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tralala453 22

I don't see how you even thought your shoe could make a noise like that.

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napalm_uniqorn 27

You're going to look back on that one day in the distant future and laugh really hard about it. Everything happens for a reason. :)

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davek 36

And so the myth that girls don't fart is busted.

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Wadlaen 23

Well, if you're planning on staying a couple, you might just let him get used to you having normal body functions, even when barefoot...

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