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By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
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rattusrattus 18

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You can't let your boyfriend know that you're a human being with bodily functions! He will never want one of those! Your relationship is doomed! *clutches pearls, swoons*

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niteguy 5

That's why I dumped my last gf. Can't handle a woman who wears invisible farting shoes

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outoftown 26

On the bright side, now he knows she's not a practiced liar.

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wildcat90 1

Hahaha. Thats funny. Hopefully hecwas cool with it or wanting to star a farting war.

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shark_girl 9

People, male or female, fart! Get over it! If he's not mature enough to handle it, he's not worth it.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Biology happens.

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Elendil_fml 10

You should have just said, "what a huge fart!" And then high fived. Guys love that. We thinks farts are awesome.

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caysters 12

Who cares? Everybody farts. Say excuse me, and move on.

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Allieheffner 5

I just laughed so hard!

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