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By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 249
You deserved it 36 065

Same thing different taste

Top comments

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP! You can't let your boyfriend know that you're a human being with bodily functions! He will never want one of those! Your relationship is doomed! *clutches pearls, swoons*

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Oh man, this brings back memories. I used the genius line, "It was the floor". I was silly back then. Just be comfortable with yourself, OP. Excuse yourself and laugh it off.

You guys sure for to the comfortable stage fast. ;) Don't worry, if he likes you he won't mind. Very early in our relationship my bf farted in his sleep, waking himself up. He turned over instantly checking if I was still asleep. I pretended I was and giggled on the inside. I thought it was adorable.

I'm getting a bit tired of fart stories. Everybody does it, the human body produced a lot of gas in a day and it has to get out somehow. If people wouldn't make such a big freaking deal out of it and act like they just shat on the table or something then it wouldn't be half as embarrassing.

It's natural, if he don't like it, he's just a hypocrite.

Um, WHAT? He didn't even SAY anything, so how's he a hypocrite?! OP's embarrassed about farting, end of story.

Now, now, don't be so harsh. Some natural functions are an acquired taste. ;) But since OP is terrible at lying, she must hope he acquires this one fast.

He should be glad to have a girlfriend so bad at lying. Too many women are very good at lying.

dont feel bad. i was sitting on my boyfriends lap and he tickled me and i ripped one. most embarrassing moment ever. i was with all my friends too. you just have to learn to laugh it off and go on.

BrashlyHonest20 4

I fart openly practically all the time, not at work mind you. Point is, everybody has gas. it's not a huge issue.

If I were him I would have been outraged, scared, and upset at the same time. Women DO NOT fart. Nobody has ever witnessed this said phenomena. He should have gotten that on tape, because nobody will believe him.

KiddNYC1O 20

You just couldn't let the ice break, couldn't ya?