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By furred - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Philippines

Today, I was playing an online game in nothing but my boxers, when suddenly a girl joined my team. I immediately felt embarrassed and put some pants on. There were no webcams involved. I need to get out more. FML
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Pelvispresley 8

That's weird considering most of the guys I know would take their pants OFF when they know a girls is on... Tissues, anyone?

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ManInTheMachine 19

26-Not necessarily. Gamer girls come in all shapes and sizes, just like guys. In fact, a lot of girls that I've come into contact with that play video games are actually quite attractive. And by quite attractive I mean pretty damn sexy.

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Bebbo_fml 21

This is why girls pretend to be guys online. It's not hard to do considering most believe there are no girls on the internet!

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perdix 29

While you're at it, put on a shirt, no one wants to see your moobs; slip on some shoes to contain your stinky feet, and brush your teeth, for crying out loud!

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Pelvispresley 8

Just because he plays games a lot doesn't mean he is unhygienic and fat!

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ManInTheMachine 19

Pelvispresley: Don't take perdix's comments seriously. 95% of the time he's joking.

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perdix 29

#41, that's true, but I'd wager that the OP is fat and dirty. I may lose, but I bet my odds are better than I get at the casino.

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matt5217 4

Perdicks, did I not tell you to leave?

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swedeNix 13

I play wow alot and learn this: when ur girls pants got 0.1% droprate its time to stop

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tj4234 35

don't be silly, there are no women on the internet...

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failureusername 12

Exactly! What nonsense OP is speaking of! Pshh Females on the internet... *Hysterically laughs*

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failureusername 12

*Sighs* I agree 100. It'd make things easier and save a lot of unnecessary hate comments. (I'm speaking in general here). But until then all we can do is post, hope people take the joke, and move on.

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tj4234 35

SquirtingPonies: Those women are a lie.

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nikkidoodle1995 0

I'm a woman and I play COD and halo. And I'm on the Internet. But it was nice of you to put your pants back on. Shows a lil respect lol.

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failureusername 12

I'd say that's a good thing OP! There are some real buttwipe gamers who could learn from your politeness :)

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Synistiel 14

I expected the first comment to say something like, "Girls don't play video games, they belong in the kitchen."

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Pelvispresley 8

I'm too classy to make my first comment that. Lol

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baseballlegitly0 2

i would have taken my boxers off

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xPlayerofDeathx 0

Meh. I got hooked on WoW OP.. Don't feel so bad, there's light at the end of that level 59 boss tunnel crawling with ogres.

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