Geek and Miscellaneous: Touch grass

Touch grass

By Dr_JF - 15/12/2008 07:11 - France

Today, I told myself, "Come on you geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your computer, go for a walk." I finally mustered the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've now been in an internet café for four hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By etmerda - 12/07/2012 10:31 - United States

Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML

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By Hth - 15/01/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

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Life's a beach

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 12:00

Today, I finally beat depression by going for a walk on the beach. I couldn't contain myself and happily played in waist-deep water as I walked. I realized my keys for my car, mail, house, and work had fallen out of my pockets and into the ocean, never to be seen again. FML

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Been there, done that

By lukey101 - 14/08/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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Make a scene

By JoblessandStupid - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Stockbridge

Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML

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By saqmuel093 - 18/01/2015 19:44 - Malaysia - Tatau

Today, I ran out of cash. The nearest ATM to my house is over a half hour away by foot. After walking all the way there under the blistering heat of the sun, I realized I'd left my card back at home. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:36

You wanted to go outside and try this "sun" thing... I dunno dude, that sh*t makes me sneeze and burns my skin. I'd much rather stay inside with the soft glow emanating from WoW's login screen with my boyfriend as we relax together. =3

Wowaddict_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:51

lol havent been out there in a while... WoW's outside scenery is much better imo

Comments

redlugia 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 21:12

you went out to go to an internet cafe?

sucks4ulol 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 2:28

lol playing combat arms is ftw

matt692009 0

Monday 6 December 2010 21:19

omg omg add me arcticsurf

hahaitsmattheau 0

Friday 7 May 2010 5:27

good job now go for a jog and exercise now that ur outside

Rainyy 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 8:10

He probably didn't intend to go to an internet cafe you dumbass.

QWERTYCommander 5

Saturday 24 July 2010 6:40

Wow, FYL. I'm also a computer addict, and I have been for years. I've been getting better over a few months, but the problem still persists. Sorry OP.

piiing 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 21:04

if you didn't have your keys, then you couldn't have possibly locked yourself out, right? I don't understand...

Dcerv5633 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 8:44

In the doorknob there is a way to lock the door without using keys. (from the inside) maybe he did that.

dmmcintyre3 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:13

My doorknobs don't even have to be unlocked to open the door.

kesulli27 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:55

Some doors can be set to automatically lock from the outside. That's how my front door is.

CallMeBloo 31

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:02

You realized you didn't have your keys, so you walked to an internet cafe? I don't understand how you couldn't have just, oh, I don't know, WALKED TO SOME PLACE THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE COMPUTERS.