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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

What a tough crowd.

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

lmfao

Comments

floup_fml 13

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:42

They probably thought that this is how you dance! they tried really hard not to laugh so they won't embarrass you

sythe511 28

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:55

I would rather die than dance to that trash haha

Spottedfeather 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 20:56

Maybe you it would have been better if you had done the song a few years ago...when it was popular.

darkmis1 17

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:26

As long as you had fun, who cares? It's your day, not theirs.

drizzy11 18

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:37

She said new husband, been married before?

charvisioku 22

Friday 26 April 2013 2:14

O.o They're newly married, so he's her new husband. Is that honestly difficult for you to understand...?

brandonkb93 5

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:17

Lol that sucks

sugoine 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:22

**** 'em if they can't take a joke...lame asses. I would have asked for an encore!

iammeorami 25

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:35

When I'm at the beach, I'm Ina speedo tryin tan ma cheese

aussieaccents 7

Thursday 25 April 2013 23:49

You should have danced to Forever by Chris brown while walking down the isle.

septembers_over_fml 3

Friday 26 April 2013 2:23

Dont let that ruin your day! It wasnt for them anyways, as long as you had fun.

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