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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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CrissyyyS2 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

What a tough crowd.

bluerhhajfk 17

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:28

lmfao

Comments

combatbunny 9

Friday 26 April 2013 4:23

Maybe they thought you were seriously trying and felt bad that your dancing was so terrible.

havok87 11

Friday 26 April 2013 4:59

You must be the whitest couple around.

aegyeol 12

Friday 26 April 2013 5:15

I can't say I blame them. That song is terrible.

BadLuckDude12345 14

Friday 26 April 2013 5:51

Awkward.

c4rpi0 20

Friday 26 April 2013 5:54

Dam your not secy or funny

xblaine 17

Friday 26 April 2013 7:31

Wiggle wiggle wiggle Wiggle wiggle Yeah!

onorexveritas 23

Friday 26 April 2013 18:30

but they sure as hell filmed it

tehdarkness 21

Friday 26 April 2013 21:36

How well do you know these people? They sound boring. I woulda laughed.

TiffGreen 11

Friday 26 April 2013 22:14

As long as you and your husband had a good time who cares what the guests think.

mas1794 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 1:02

Should've had an open bar

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