Transportation, Gross and Music: Tour van aroma

Tour van aroma

By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 04:17 - United States - Richardson

Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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Phone holder

By my arms hurt - 25/11/2019 20:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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Long haul

By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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Thinkitthrough 23

Tuesday 30 December 2014 18:29

Sounds like you have room for your stuff and you can even relax and be comfortable :)

vlalam 24

Tuesday 30 December 2014 18:29

their loss and your gain?

Comments

salamancer 11

Tuesday 30 December 2014 21:51

Maybe it's not necessarily them not wanting to sit next to you, but that they are just such good friends they feel like they have to sit next to each other.

laulinavega 5

Tuesday 30 December 2014 23:03

Maybe you can take this time to ask yourself why they didn't wanna sit next to you? Bad b/o, bad breath, or your personality sucks. Use this as a motivation to improve your relationship with your friends.

ILikeBigButts_ 12

Tuesday 30 December 2014 23:25

Maybe you should take a shower?

wer14 3

Tuesday 30 December 2014 23:40

that funny but that sucks

AverageJoey 18

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:20

They know that when you're next to someone who looks better than you, that makes you look worse in comparison. Meaning they don't want to look like shit compared to you.

wvcheesehead 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 2:10

Maybe you should go to work and scrub your junk... I guess this happens.

Foxrabbit 9

Wednesday 31 December 2014 2:42

This happened to me in 1st grade..... We were even in a mini bus because our regular bus broke down. No one would let me and my sister(she was in preschool) sit by them. People moved to different spots so we couldn't sit in a seat. So me and my little sister had to sit had to sit in the back on the floor on our back packs. They let other kids sit by them.